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Anybody know a good tailor?
You need clothes altered?
No, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.
Go see Frankie. My family's been going to him forever.
He did my first suit when I was 15.
No, wait, 16.
No, excuse me, 15.
All right, when was 1990?
You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance!
This is what my butt must look like to a fly
How long do you want the cuffs?
At least as long as I have the pants.
I just got that.
Now we'll do your inseam.
You, paisan!
Can I talk to you for a sec?
Your tailor...
...is a very bad man!
What are you talking about?
Hey, what's going on?
Joey's tailor...
...took advantage of me.
No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
He said he was gonna do my inseam.
Then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was definite
What?
Cupping.
That's how they do pants!
First they go up one side, they move it over.
Then they go up the other side, move it back, then they do the rear.
Ross, tell him. Isn't that how a tailor measures pants?
Yes, yes, it is. In prison!
What's the matter with you?
What?
That's not?
Oh, my God!
When the doctor does that hernia test...
That's okay.
If your mechanic does it...