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Previously on Amper & Sand...
Cat Cops - Napolean Amper and Rockford Sand
disobeyed a direct order and went undercover to break a notorious Mexican cat jugglingring.
Meanwhile, in the real world...
My roommates came up with an asinine plan to steal from my old boss...
Did I mention we're the good guys?
I just think it's selfish is all...
Not wanting to rob someone?
There's a legend among my people...
Ugh, here we go!
A man of great honor who decrying the inequality he perceived amongst our clans...
pilfered from the king and distributed the wealth amongst--
Robin Hood?
Inrobing Kull, yes, that's right.
Robin Hood... we have that story too.
This is not a bedtime story.
And who is this we? You're not of this world
I'm half human.
You are the *** child of a deadbeat demigod.
Right back at ya.
If you will not admit it...
You'd what?
Woah, woah, hey Alex, hey, hey, hey...
Amper and Sand just returned from hiatus.
Penny's right.
We're a bunch of dumb jocks...
What do we know about being criminal masterminds?
Nothing.
But we'll figure it out.
What are you saying?
I'm saying...
I'm in.
Okay...
if we're gonna do this
we're gonna need some rules.
Rule number one. No one gets hurt.
Fine! Okay.
Rule number two...
No super powers.
Okay... that's were-- did you say-- excuse me did you say no super powers?
Guys, it's non-negotaible. Okay?
If someone were to see us. Recognize us. That's it. We're done!
Both as good guys and as bad guys.
So we either all agree...
or we all walk.
What's it gonna be?
You know my father took the throne of Ostergotland, by sneaking into the chamber
of the deranged king in the dead of night and forcing his blade upon him.
He could have orchestrated his demise from afar...
but he took it upon himself to do what was necessary.
I think that's a yes...
Luke?
Pretty sure he just said *** is okay...
Are you in?
I...
Yep.
Yes! Okay...
Alright...
but if we're not going to do this the easy way...
How do we do it?
We're gonna need a plan.
Going after Clarke Industries isn't stealing...
Not really, this is more like...
justice.
But this is a whole different kind of justice.
We're gonna need some pointers.
Turns out our princess assassin knows a guy
This place gives me the ***.
Remind me to look up the date of my last tetanus shot.
We wish to speak with you.
May we enter?
It's me. Open up!
Yep, super creepy.
Ah...
Hello...
Are you...
Amper, Sand...
You two really took a dump in the litter box this time.
God, I love this show.
What the hell do you want?
Uh, well you know Alex.
I am Penny.
This is--
I know who you are...
even without your capes.
Technically, none of use wear...
You know what?
Not important.
We need your help, Psycho.
So you want somebody dead?
What? No.
Well, unless it looks like an accident.
No!
What then?
Kidnapping by hire?
Reverse french connection?
Kneecapping?
And I thought you were a good girl now.
We need you to teach us how to be bad.
or you know, at least...
think bad.
We could use some help looking the part too...
You have flowers on your sweater.
Now this I've got to hear...
Take these.
and get used to handling them.
I'll swing by your place tomorrow.
And...
we'll start your training.
Doesn't matter if your planning on using them or not.
Bad guys...
always carry guns.
Nature of the beast.
Now...
this maggot...
you're planning on ripping off...
Sam Clarke.
He's gonna have a lot of security...
and I'm not talking to cameras.
Armed guards.
No one gets hurt.
Rule number one.
Yeah...
I had that rule too...
Had?
You know who my arch enemy is?
Name...
George Nada.
I am not familar with that man.
I'd be surprised if you were.
I put a bullet in the back of his head in... '88.
Outside of town...
I forget the name of...
That was my first...
(Luke and Penny) We're not like you!
Not now...
not yet...
It's one job.
Yeah...
It always starts with one.
I'm sorry to disturb you, sir.
You set fire to my lab again?
Yeah... but we got that under control.
The new coolant--
Coolant reacted with the thermal ferrofluids and ruptured the suit again...
Is it salvageable?
I don't believe so, sir, no...
What is this... What? What? Fifteen?
Fourteen...
Fourteen...
Fourteen tries and you still can't replicate the suits primary systems.
Sir...
If we could see the original prototype
and I understand your need for security with that, but...
I'm sure that--
It's not gonna happen.
Maybe we could meet with the original engineer?
She's no longer with the company.
and if this lack of progress continues, you'll be joining her.
We'll get it done, sir.
Those fools can't protect you forever, Penny.